"Mr. Holbrow? What's a science?"
C.S.O.
The Claire Sucks Organization
Our Mission: 1) To spread the word that Claire Sucks!
2) To turn the FOX network into a hardcore pornography channel!
3) To guarantee that every household in America has its very own bottle of Everclear!
Our Motto: AIRE-CLAY UCKS-SAY!
Charter members of the C.S.O. :
K-Funk
James Earl
Bones
The Rooster
Questionaire: The CSO is thinking of changing its name. We have four options right now. The format will be Claire Sucks ____.
A) Shit (CSSO)
B) Horse penis (CSHPO)
C) NEW! Yak Semen (CSYSO)
D) Big fat sloppy elephant dong (CSBFSEDO)
Who, or what, you may ask, is Claire?
Claire is a midget from the planet stupidicus bent on taking over the world. She SUCKS. Many valiant members of the CSO have lost their lives in the endless fight against this evil beast. They will be remembered. But - the fight continues. Join the C.S.O. and fight the good fight today!
YES! The C.S.O. IS accepting donations!
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